stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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