Small penises have feelings too.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
