Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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