yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
