i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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