I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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