i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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