wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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