Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
