Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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