Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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