I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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