: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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