I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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