idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
wow bdsm is so cute
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