im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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