so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
