if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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