idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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