Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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