im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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