did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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