Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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