Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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