There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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