i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
nutella sex= disaster
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
tell me about the eggs
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