they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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