Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
too bad you live with your parents still
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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