I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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