We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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