Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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