think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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