we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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