if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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