So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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