her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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