i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i barfeds in our rink
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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