the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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