Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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