I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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