Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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