problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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