his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Bring me that man meat
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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