: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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