Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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