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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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