Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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