and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
