Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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