so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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