He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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