Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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