I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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