i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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