My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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