It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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